Stage Management Emails
Dear Ladies and Gentlemen,
Please find attached a thousand documents you are not going to read which are going to answer all the questions you ask me tomorrow.
Ensure you take the time to pretend you have read them because tomorrow is Monday and I’ve slaved all night on these because I can’t sleep unless they are completed. Also, they look amazing.
Kind regards,
Your Stage Manager.
P.S. If you’re actually reading this - I LOVE YOU